Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The Theology of Gettin' Laid! (warning: not a professional theologian. Not authoritative theology) (Pretty much never gets laid)

Basically, this is more questions, at least to begin with. We all know the Jews. I tell you, Samson was one consecrated motherfucker, and in consequence, he was rippin' doors off towns' walls, bashing in Philistine brains with an ass's jawbones, ripping lions to pieces with his BIG, BEAR HANDS, and a number of other amusing feats. All the while he was fucking up a storm, and I don't mean just Delilah. This, by the way, just after the time of Israel's Kings, in the time of the Judges - and certainly in a time when Mosaic law was already very highly developed. So at what point did fucking get on the DO NOT list?

The Jews in those days were an earthy, earthly breed, very much in the mode of full gratitude for this gift of all the natural. They didn't turn their nose up at ripping each others' clothes off and FUCK FUCK FUCKA FUCKA ALL DAY NIGHT ALL AROUND THE TENT - naw. No way. When did fucking get on the "Thou Shalln't" list?

It didn't.

Oh, come at me with your epistles, bro. Maybe you will be glad you did, because guess what, "good news!" - and you know what else, fuck all these JUDGYPANTS PRUDES. They ain't even nigh Christ's mighty throne of judgment, let alone fit to sit on it. All these dirtbag gnostic duelists fighting to the death with the material on behalf of the spirtual - LIKE THE SPIRITUAL NEEDS THE HELP OF THESE CLOWNS! - totally convinced MATTER BAD, Spirit Good!

Palestine and indeed, all the Roman realm in those days was thick and lousy with varying stripes of these 'fraid of their own genitalia material/spiritual dualists, and they all spelt one thing: reject the garden. Because you know what? It's still a garden here, holmes. It's just we have to garden it ourselves now. And I am a constant gardener.

The taint of gnostic dualism so rife at the time of Christ and of Christianity's rise could not help but creep into the early church, whispering like a snake this bad news: "Reject the gift of life God gave. BE ASHAMED OF IT. The material world is VILE. Why, you'd be better off CELIBATE than FUCKING!"

Guess fucking what:

Good news.

Nothing natural is shameful, friends. Diogenes. And also: God, who if you recall, was not in favor of that fucking dopey-looking fig leaf merkin Adam felt so all decked out about. OF COURSE ADAM WAS ASHAMED OF THE NATURAL! He'd just eaten the Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, and after the indigestion passed he found he had practically no better ideas than before! The only thing he really became sure of after eating was that he'd chosen to prefer his judgment over God's (kind of implicit? In the act? NO MAGIC FRUIT REQUIRED?). Adam knew that much: he knew good and evil now, just like God knew good and evil (BUT REALLY, DUDE? TO THE SAME DEGREE? INFINITELY?). So first thing, he picked a biggest fig leaf (overcompensating), slapped that thing over his dick all proud, thinking "MAN - when God sees this sweet fig leaf he'll SHIT! He doesn't even KNOW I know I'm naked!"

Eating the fruit of a tree of a knowledge of good and evil doesn't suddenly transform your fucking ASH DUST ASS into an organism that can metabolize that fruit - let alone into anything like omniscient. You will not have remotely the means to judge. Adam knew the shit now and called the shots - but he was out of his league now, out of the garden. Out of the gardener's hands, into his own - his choice! Yours too, if you care to check it.

Eve's too.

Everyone's. Unanimous; ask around.

Not at all in control, or even in comprehension of all this nature, and so he feared it and was ashamed of his own body. Of course he was in fear, of course he was ashamed. These natural things he once owned, 100% covered and maintained and understood - well, the understanding of a guest at a resort, at least. What once was simplicity itself, now - come to find out his body, his mate's, the fruits of the land and the beasts and the fish in the sea - a total mystery to Adam.

Adam felt very much like "I don't really understand jack SHIT about how to manage this." Perhaps he should of eaten from the Tree of the Knowledge of How to Get Shit Done, but don't worry - we found that tree, and ever since have been feasting off it.

They talk about the fall of Eden, and all human misery that came following in attendant upon that one decision: to prefer one's judgment over God's. But what they always try to snow you about is this: all this was not punishment. It was consequence. Natural consequence, at that. Well of course the land won't feed you. Of course you have to till it - no shit! God took care of that shit before, and you preferred your own devices. Your fig leaf.

Which is fine.

The natural world is still an INSANELY GREAT heritage. We just gotta work it work it a bit more, well ok.

Anyway!

Now jump back, kiss you'self and get down with your bad goodness! Fuck, if you wish, your god damn brains out you crazy beautiful human beings you and can I possibly get an amen? Come forth and multiply! Or, as you prefer, don't.

It's natural to respect one's own preference and inclination in these matters.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

God's Attributes? OK!

I really apologize! I had no idea you thought all this time I was just talking about "random, unspecified God" - I guess I took it for granted that we're talking about God. Just, you know, that same God that people throughout the ages, starting at a pretty barbaric level and working themselves up to huffing heights of inventiveness, have ascribed all kinds of attributes to. Most of those attributes seem ludicrously specific to me! Just some excuse to tell someone what to do: "God says don't eat hot dogs." BLASPHEMER!! God didn't say that! You did. I saw. Your lips were moving.

Kidding on the blasphemy. These little dietary rules and behavioral observances, restrictions and dedications, they're perfectly harmless and trivial in my view. Mosaic Law was a way to live one's life as a form of prayer. Beautiful, but I'm very glad I'm not bound to it! There's only one truly considerable blasphemy, in my view. It is three words: "God says kill." We must combat it, but we shouldn't be surprised when we see it. In every age, people of bad will will use every good, bad, or indifferent thing they can to shore up their power and justify their abuses as virtues. Church-based power structures have been one of the biggest targets for that in the past, and it's usually pretty easy to see what's going on. Human greed, grubby and bloody and nasty, uses any and every means to try to cast itself in a good light. Many times the power-mad will claim God's will, to justify their hate, or their greed or lust for worldly dominion. It is so easy to convince people that God shares their hate for the unbeliever, or the wrong-believer: the Samaritan.

But I don't know, somehow it always seems pretty clear to see this when it happens. When people misuse God's name to justify hate and wrath and judgment of their own, it's pretty easy for me - a Christian - to set their gospel against that of Christ.

I believe in one God, omnipotent, creator of all that is, knows all that there is to know, sees all that there is to see, created us for some reason (and who cares what that reason was? I trust God it's a good one), created the universe as a convenient location in which selves could be naturally generated, grow and learn, and self-determine who and what they were going to be. All in a natural and realistic setting! Maybe God thought the universe was cool. Wanted to show it off? Maybe God wanted to see what gifts we would make of ourselves, to each other and to God. But again, though: who cares? And: who can say? Who can say what God's reasons are? Because I believe God exists, I don't strain to dictate God's reasons to you. Not my job. God's got God's reasons covered.

Just so, with God's specific aspects and attributes. Ultimately if I'm wrong on any particular trait, I trust God to set me straight. Because, you see, I think God exists. So all the specifics of God's setup, I leave to God. It's no big deal to me. Personally I picture God almighty as an infinite being of spirit. But if God has a beard, or (God forbid) a penis, I don't care - if that's the way God wants to swing, swing away God!

None of this is anything unusual, theology-wise. No breakthroughs here. This is plain vanilla God, my conception is harmonious with that of thousands of years of theologians. I'm not very inventive when it comes to God. I even believe in Jesus: a unique instance of infinite, all-pervasive all-transcendent ever-present God choosing also a self-limitation, incarnation at the same time as a fully human homo sapien. I do believe in that. "What good did it do us?" is a reasonable question. I've got some personal feelings on that score, strong ones, but not really germane to the basic question about God's attributes.

Again: I expect God will set me straight on each unimportant detail I could have gotten wrong. If there is a God, those details don't particularly matter squat to me.

You see how careful I am always, to use phrases like "if there is a God." I haven't the slightest doubt there is a God. Not honestly, not in my heart. Oh, I can see quite clearly that it is possible God might not exist. I see quite plainly that the universe does not require God's existence in any way. But it's one thing to concede the possibility of something, and another thing to actually go in for it.

Why, I've known atheists aplenty who can concede that God's existence is possible. So's God's nonexistence. The mere possibility of a thing is no reason to say you believe what you honestly don't believe.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Name Of This Blog Kind Of Sucks.

I mean, it's not even funny or anything. Not that funny would be the goal, but surely it should add something. What you name a work should have something to say about it. If not, then that lack has something to say about you. Like a movie, you see the trailer, it looks okay, then the title hits you, and...it's some flat, uninteresting title. What does it say about the combined creativity of every individual pulling together on that movie when they couldn't even come up with a gripping name?

At least I am only one person. But the name of this blog is still flat. It adds no savor to the dish. Do I regret it? Yeah...I guess. I kind of do. It's hard to regret it for sure when I don't have a better name, to wish I'd used instead.

I suppose "exposing God" is ok. Flat is ok. I remember intending it as: not clever, as zero flash and frills exposition.

Still it disappoints me that I couldn't have come up with a no frills name that was in some subtle way, vainglorious. I feel that in some way I'm not being true to myself, here.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Judgment's Redemption

I think if I could try to tie the whole thing in one woven rope, it'd run something like -

original sin i.e. "the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil": own judgment is equal to/preferable to God's. One's life is one's own, and not God's (free will, free gift). Our state here is not one of guilt, but separation - and in separation, wretchedness. Regardless of "knowledge" of good and evil, our judgment of good and evil yields far from satisfactory outcomes. It is not equal to God's judgment.

Christ is God's judgment pronounced upon us - and upon human judgment. Christ submits meekly to human judgment, and accepts its sentence of death. Then, he lays the penalty aside, refutes human judgement as bollocks, and substitutes God's judgment of us in its place. We can of course reject it, but God's judgment of us is that God judges us worth being saved. God refutes death and refutes human judgment, in the person, sacrifice and example of Christ.

If we trace original sin to Adam, we see how a "perfect man" (at least, a perfectly innocent man) chooses to prefer human judgment to God's, and to sunder his life from God. Christ answers this: a perfect man who is also in fact God, refutes this choice of human judgment as preferable to God's. Through, with, and in him, we find again perfect unity with God. To declare this is the reversal of original sin: to be born again, a gift given back - and our life is now God's, to save and to keep.

Something like that, anyway. All pretty orthodox.

Those who prefer their judgment upon humanity explicitly reject God's judgment upon humanity (Christ).

Monday, January 7, 2013

Against Persistent Moral Certainty 4: Faint Damns; or: Love, and Where To Put It.

So we can tell whether someone has set himself or herself up as superior to Christ in judgment, by seeing how they teach and call you to treat those you (or they) revile and loathe most – whoever those may be. Ask yourself: do they teach and call us as Christ teaches and calls us, or is their call rather in the other direction?

Christ calls and teaches us very particularly how to treat our enemies, how to treat those who believe other than we do, how to treat those whose actions or afflictions have made them loathsome in our eyes, have placed them beyond our pale, beyond what we feel it should be reasonable for us to respect, in a human life. Christ taught us to love and forgive these wretches. Even, to love and forgive our own self - the main wretch in the passion play. The false shepherd, however, casts all these loathsome and reviled enemies into hell, inviting you to enjoy the same rousing task. If you should fail to join in, in the general damnation, you'll be bullied from the pulpit for a start – possibly damned for your hesitation, but definitely damned if you refuse!

Don't worry: these are false damns, and can reflect only upon the damners. When you know who the judge is, take all such faint damns as praise, for your faithful refusal to kow tow to all false judges. These pretenders will call you, with lip-smacking relish, to respectably shun and haughtily damn others, the better to savor your own privileged place. The better to fill yourself up with pride, as one who wields and revels in the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, making all the loud pronouncements and hollow judgments that follow on from vain glorying in such knowledge.

It's easy to know Christ when you hear Christ's call. Are you called to condemnation, to hatred? Does Christ push Christ's judgment off onto others - onto you? Can anyone but Christ be competent to utterly condemn another? Can you be? Do you, would you want to be?

It falls to Christians to heed Christ's call, and to go against bad news perversions of the gospel. Let us go meekly - questioningly, with calm insistence. Let us substitute a quiet strength of moral confidence for the loud bluster of moral certainty. Who does Christ save? Do I know? Is this for me to know? Or is it for God to know. Is this for Christ to judge, or is it for me to dictate who shall be saved, and who shall be found wanting?

Certainly Christ came to save us all. Yet God wants no one against their own will. When Jesus said "no one can come to the Father except through me," this is only to say: In me, God and human are one.

To accept Christ is to accept that essential mystery. That through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the holy spirit, all humans – are one. One with God, one in Christ, through the power of the holy spirit can I get an amen? In fact, can I get an hallelujah! We are one in God - yet each of us unique, in as many separate beings as we down here on earth bubble over with, in procreation, in creation - in the natural way of all living things. Only if you love and accept what is human, is it possible to love and accept Christ. But to accept and love humanity is also to love God, for in Christ, God's unity with humanity is consummated and made perfect. Loving Christ, one loves God in the person of each human being, even to the point of loving God in the person of those who exemplify whatever is to us, least loved and most loathed.

Find Christ in that least and most-loathed person. Love that person, and you have loved Christ. Hate and murder and betray that person, and you have hated, have murdered, have betrayed Christ. Which, according to many of our proud old hymns, we all have done.

But let's let go of judgment, if we can – even of our own. Let's accept Christ's competence to judge us. Let's let justice be God's, and judgment be God's, as we are commanded to do. Let us forgive and have mercy upon ourselves and each other, as we are called to do. For what is necessary for us to do for God?

God lacks for nothing, yet God loves and wants you. God wished only to gather you in, to a plenitude! Yet God respects what only you can give:

Your self.

God wants you to make something of yourself, or put better: God wants you to make some one of your self. Not some thing to be proud of, just - someone, to love. Someone you love. Someone you could wish to consider a gift, a gift to give back – and only if you wish. Could God create all aspects of you without your will and participation, and love you in that creation, in that automaton? No, this would be pure God-on-God love. Transcendent perhaps - but nothing human. Only in your own voice, in your own will, in your own choosing could God find in you - you, to love. Which is all God wants. Which is why God creates the world.

Only if you would want to be with God, forever, would God want to gather you in. Only if you'd want to be with your self, forever, would God want to save you: permanent, to eternity, in that selfsame self you have made, that you in whom both you and God found love.

But make no mistake! You are not saved by your choice. Before you could choose, you have already been saved by God's choice: to love you, God's choice: to want you, God's choice: to declare you worthy of being loved and being kept forever. God's choice was to save you, in one act of salvation two thousand years ago and for all time. God's choice for you is embodied in Jesus Christ. Now you rest safe, gathered in the hollow of God's palm, by God's choice.

Of course you are allowed to jump out. This is not said lightly, but God would have to be a great big jerk, if God would "save" you to a permanent sentence of eternity, to be spent with a God you hate. Or to be spent as a self who you truly loathe. Read that again, and think about what it would be, first, to hate your self, truly hate your self: your self who you have chosen and made, your self who you are, at your core. And second, to be stuck with it. Forever. Stuck in the presence of a God you can't stand, stuck in the person of a self you can't stand. In eternal company with those we loathe, can any pleasure reconcile us to paradise?

God could only want the self you freely create and freely give to God. Every day you create a self who could never otherwise have come into being. The being you are is a unique person, your own personal act of self-creation, and precious in God's eyes. Your self is all God wants of you - but only if you want it, too. The creation only you can make is the gift only you can give.

Only you can decide, ultimately, if you love you - and if you are worth love, forever. Only you can decide if you love God, if you can forgive God for creating you, if God is worth spending eternity with. Or if you will make a radical choice against God, or self, or in the final analysis: against love. God would honor your radical choice against God, if you made it full knowing. If that were what you chose.

Remember, though, where you already stand. God already does love you. So much, so much God does love you! God gave everything there is for your wonder and contemplation; God made the world real for you - not some padded playpen, not some sandbox, God gave you the universe to grow up in. To create yourself in, with tools and with something at stake! And because God gave us life with so much at stake, God gives us the possibility of taking a meaningful role. It matters what we choose. It matters to what we put our hands. Though we are not saved by our works, yet there is important work to do - if we should look around at ourselves and others. If we should see and say to ourselves that good work is worth doing.

And if you do, remember also this: it may be harder for you not to love Jesus than you think. Because "Whatsoever you do, to the least of homo sapiens..."

An act of love is always to love God.

Against Persistent Moral Certainty 3: Good & Evil, Fruits & Nuts.

To take on Christ's task of judgment, upon humanity - this is a dumb move. You'd have to be crazy to do this.

Why take upon one's self the judgment of Christ? When Christ has been at pains to tell us "No, don't, really – I have the job covered," - when it really is so wonderfully joyous to let that task go; to trust in God's mercy and justice, and to accept that God alone shall be responsible for meting out whatever vengeance and judgment God's justice may require?

Christ calls you to let go whatever it is in you that causes you to loathe, to hate, to revile, and instead love all. Of all the good news ever whispered in the world, what could ever be more sweet? Imagine: to be utterly absolved of our species' seemingly absolute need to practice upon each other – the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil.

Basically, to set one's self in God's place as judge of humanity, and of good and evil, is the original sin. Christ came not to pump our stomachs, removing the apple and the knowledge. It was never the knowledge of good and evil that was the problem. Rather, it was the consequent shame and loss of self-acceptance - of acceptance of our selves, and our innocent nature - it was the resulting self-hatred, and then - the hatred turning outward: murder and crime, jealousy and loathing of others, all resulting from our imperfect grasp of that knowledge, from our imperfect application of that knowledge as judgment. Upon ourselves. Upon each other. Our judgment, in place of God's.

Christ did not come to take back the apple. Christ came to take the bite out of it. To take back the judgment that humanity had taken upon itself.

Yet some won't let that judgment go. They stubbornly refuse. They claim knowledge of good and evil, superior to God's knowledge, judgment superior to God's judgment - for in place of Christ, who came of God to reclaim from us judgment's burden, these odd birds will flap and squawk about, posturing and making as if to be themselves the judge of humankind. Or as if to speak for Christ, in judgment of others.

Luckily, this is really easy to avoid doing accidentally, once you get the knack of seeing it for what it is. Doubly luckily, it's also really easy to see for what it is - to notice when people are doing it, and even to gently call them on it! Which you should, if you get the chance. We are called after all to spread the good news, especially to those who suffer in vain under a burden Christ himself has lifted.

As you are confronted by those who claim a persistent moral certainty, you can see for yourself, and ask yourself.

Ask yourself: do they set themselves up above Christ, claiming competence in the judgment of another human being? If so, they can't be in the right. Such a competence is Christ's alone.

Why? Because Christ is the only being ever in eternity to be both fully human, and fully divine. This a job requirement. Don't accept any less, when the position being sought or claimed is judge of humankind.

Against Persistent Moral Certainty 2: Certain Judgment.

Is it Christ's job or mine, to judge humanity? Is it Christ's job or mine, to say who Christ has saved? Do I accept Christ's redeeming gift of salvation, rendered two thousand years ago once and for all humanity? Or do I presume to usurp Christ's work of judgment - a task for which I am not competent? Do I take judgment onto myself? Does Christ call me to take judgment onto myself?

In the previous post, I spoke of "a confident embrace of Christ's call to each of us." By "to each of us," - to each human being, is what I mean. Or else, how shall I judge which human being is excluded? Faith, creed, color? Persuasion, perhaps?

It is said, "as you judge others, so shall you be judged," but this is really only to say: whatsoever you do to the least of my brethren, so you do unto me. Anyone reviled, any heretic, any materialist or infidel, any sinner - who are these but the lepers, the Samaritans, the tax-collectors, the whores? Hated and loathed! Condemned by the righteous, condemned by their acts or by their very nature! But how did Christ treat these? Did Christ not bring to the afflicted, hope of healing? Did Christ not teach us to see - in the heretic, in the false believer, in the worshipper at another altar, in the Samaritan - our true neighbor, one of our brethren in the body of Christ? Did not Christ tell even the materialist, the tax collector that in God, there was hope - hope, even for those for whom salvation would seem hardest, would seem even impossible? Yet in God, all things are possible.

Even the criminal, condemned and standing under penalty of the law of the land, Christ spared. Every one in that crowd of proud pharisees knew better than to claim sinlessness, and stoop for a stone - not with Christ standing by. And note well: first Christ said "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Then Christ, without sin - cast no stone.

Christ consoles us with the fact and finality of his judgment. Christ consoles us with the certainty of his judgment – with its soundness, and its sufficiency. Shall I proudly declare myself without sin, pick up the stone while Christ stands by? Do I declare myself the superior judge?

Would you take Christ's judgment onto yourself?

Christ gave us the great good news that judgment and vengeance are not ours. What a glorious blessing! What a gift and a blessing, to be able to render direct service to the body of Christ! To worship God by letting all hatred and judgment slide, and to serve with love all of humankind! Whatsoever you do, howsoever you treat the lowest and least person - any person out of all of the classes of the shunned and the loathsome and the reviled, even those reviled by you - as you treat that person, so do you treat Christ. Just so: as you put yourself above and judge another, so do you put yourself above and judge Christ.

When I judge another, I judge Christ's judgment insufficient. I declare myself, and my judgment, necessary. I declare myself not only without sin (and therefore, fit to cast the stone), but also I judge myself superior in judgment to him who died to remove my sin! He stands by, entirely without sin, and watches as I choose to stoop and rummage for something suitably smooth and hard, to hurl in judgment against my chosen target. The target I hate! But I will blame Christ for my hate, even as I cast the stone – I cast it at Christ. For I cast it at one for whose guilt Christ has already spoken. I cast it at one whose sins Christ has already accepted, and taken on, in judgment.

Christ's judgment is certain, and entirely sufficient. Should I not accept Christ's judgment of humanity? To accept Christ's judgment is to gratefully fall back into Christ's already-given gift of salvation! If instead I attempt take on Christ's judgment, I do a bad job. Rearing up, I refuse to accept Christ as judge of humanity. Braying, I render irrelevant judgment, in a case where I am completely incompetent to judge – a case Christ already has taken on.

This is a dumb move.